Tuesday, August 16, 2005

too much crap


Keyword: too much crap
Results: 182
Obso:

1. I think I need to change the word "random" in the above description to "topical."

2. After moving approximately 3500 cubic feet of personal possessions, 3 cats, and one baby 2 hours north we are still bound to Stinktown by a lawn chair, 6 double rolls of Charmin, a base amp, a framed poster of Neil Cassidy, a bag of gift wrap, dirty towels, 736 plastic coat hangers, a fourth of a sleeve of Starbucks holiday "hot" cups, a gift bag of assorted shower gels and dead batteries (to be recycled)...oh yes, and a mortgage. My wife and I can't believe that after collectively piloting a 16' moving truck and two different '01 model Oldsmobile’s we have to tread the orange road cone dotted landscape of Stinktown once again to ferry back a bicycle pump and a bottle of Mandarin orange/honey nut cluster shampoo to which we are hopelessly emotionally attached.

(Sigh)

1 Comments:

Blogger sandie said...

You forgot about the single trial sized portion of Godiva coffee and the lopsided leopard-print pillow circa Sandie's Dorm Room '99. TOO MUCH CRAP!

9:31 AM  

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