piece of shit car

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Thank God! We are finally selling my wife's piece of shit car!! She is hopelessly attached to her junker '96 white Neon. I say white, because that was the color intended by the fine folks in the Chrysler design department, but in reality the paint is flaking off in chunks that resemble the states of the union, and some how, oddly, in the exact chronological order of the date each state achieved statehood. The over all effect is that the car is now camouflaged for a covert mission in Cold War Siberia. (Oooo, I hope I don't disclose your location to the Soviet snipers!)

Anyway. By the end of the day we will have hopefully unloaded... (fuck, my wife tells me that a sitter [Sio] won't be available until Wednesday to watch little Purvis while we dump) our "piece of shit car" on the unsuspecting sales reps at Carmax. Well Fred Beans (the car's name, so named for the dealer plate on the front reading "Fred Beans") you've gotten your stay of execution, but all the same, DEAD MAN WALKING!

Sooooo, the above image isn't all that funny, except that it is derived from someone's homepage with a title that reads:

get ready....get real goddam excited....put your hands together for:

SHIT CAR 2001!!!!!