chinese toilet

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My mother has always claimed that Chinese people stand on the toilet seat when using the bathroom. I'm not sure why this gripe of hers seemed to surface so often, but I remember her saying something about the seats of public toilets always being all scuffed up. My brothers and I always took our mother's threadbare complaint for some odd brand of bigotry, but I stand, or squat in this case, (somewhat) corrected.

There are still a few gaping holes in mom's postulate however:

1. One would need shoes with an amazing amount of traction to stand firmly on the slick surface of a western toilet seat (although this may account for the alleged scuff marks.)

2. Mom assumes that the Chinese people are so culturally isolated by their Commie-Pinko society that they would be totally baffled by the idea of sit-down toilet. This notion is only entertainable until you remember that there are Mc Donald’s and Disney World among the dozens of other western corporate entities nestled behind The Great Wall.

Upon seeing the above image, my mother astutely pointed out something I had missed. There is no toilet paper.

Eww.